| Speak as a Londoners |
1. How to cope with the Olympics
Most Londoners view the Games in the same way they did World War II: they didn’t ask for it and it’ll make their lives hell for a while, but they’ll be excited when their side wins anything.
To be on the safe side, when talking to anyone about the Olympics, be sure to hit all the key moaning points of transport, security and massive budget overspends.
